
Any person who has ever been influenced in any way by SpongeBob deserves a SpongeBox SquareSeries X.īy deserving I mean “deserving of a chance to buy.” I’m not saying that Microsoft should distribute one of these special consoles for free to every single person in the world. Almost everyone I know has been touched by this outrageous basal worshiped somehow, from my children to my noble elderly parents. SpongeBob has been annoying parents, delighting children and inspiring teens to meme since 1999. Everyone should have the opportunity to own a SpongeBob Xbox.

In celebration (read: cross-promotional advertising) of the latest release of Nickelodeon’s All-Star Brawl, Microsoft is running a competition where a lucky player can win an Xbox Series X console dressed as SpongeBob SquarePants, complete with a matching controller. Two custom Xbox consoles come in, only one really matters Photo: Microsoft
